I Don't Rise and Shine - I Caffeinate and Hope for the Best Round Owl Sticker

Rise and shine? No thanks. This is the sticker version of “I love the idea of hiking, but only if the trail has a coffee shop.” Featuring a grumpy, over-caffeinated owl who's 60% espresso and 40% "not today," it’s perfect for neurodivergent adventurers who need a solid brew before facing the wilderness... or the inbox. Stick it to your gear and let the forest know: you don’t rise and shine — you caffeinate and hope for the best.
These high-quality vinyl stickers are kiss-cut, which means they are cut to shape but peel off cleanly and easily - no awkward tearing, no sticker rage. Just smooth, satisfying peel-and-stick joy.
They’re made from durable, non-waterproof vinyl with a strong adhesive, perfect for decorating laptops, notebooks, water bottles (used gently), mirrors, planners, or your emotional support snack drawer. Each sticker has a glossy finish and comes in multiple size options, so you can go tiny and subtle or BIG and dramatic - whatever your vibe demands.
Smooth application, bubble-free, and built for long-lasting dopamine boosts. (Not dishwasher safe - these stickers like to stay dry and cozy.)


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Japan (Printify Choice)
Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.