Undiagnosed But Everyone Is Pretty Sure Clumsy Panda Shirt

This panda might be undiagnosed... but come on. We all know. This adorably chaotic shirt features our upside-down panda icon: head in a bucket, surrounded by bamboo, radiating getting stuck in a day dream. It’s soft, comfy, and 100% relatable for anyone navigating life without a manual (or dopamine). Perfect for neurospicy folks, late-dx warriors, or just the chronically awkward. Bonus points if you’ve ever accidentally put your phone in the fridge.

Please check the sizing chart image of this listing. It's not there to haunt you — it's there to save your future self from an "oh no" moment. Even better: grab your favorite shirt, lay it flat, measure it, and compare it to the chart. It’s like dating but with less disappointment.

The Gildan 6400 Soft-Style T-Shirt: This unisex soft-style tee is basically the wearable version of a weighted blanket for your torso. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton (aka: the soft, breathable kind), it’s lightweight at 4.5 oz/yd² — perfect for year-round wear whether you’re thriving, surviving, or somewhere in between. Heather and sport grey shades are blended with polyester for bonus durability and slight stretch, because we know you’re going to wear this like, a lot. They're made from ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is part of the US Cotton Trust Protocol and Oeko-Tex certified, so your dopamine hit comes with a side of sustainability. The classic fit with a crew neck gives it that effortlessly put-together vibe — so you can still look socially acceptable even when your brain is in full gremlin mode. No side seams means no annoying scratchy bits, and twill tape in the shoulders makes it tough enough to survive repeated laundry day procrastination. Each shirt includes a tear-away label (because we support sensory joy and zero neck itches). In short: it’s comfy, it’s ethical, it’s built to last, and it doesn’t judge you for wearing it three days in a row. We call that a win.


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean